In Telford, stop. No Internet, stop. One A Day window strictly limited, stop. Memory of England game not getting any better, stop. Alcohol helping, stop. Randomly ran into friend, stop. Not literally ran into, that would be painful, stop. Currently possessing social skills of average James Corden fanclub member, stop. If only Cameroon could shoot, stop. Writing blog entries on iPhone is cumbersome, so really, really, really should stop.