An occasional series that reveals brilliant answers given in interviews. Yes, real answers. In real interviews. And by “brilliant”, I mean hilariously terrible.
In this instalment: first impressions.
As the interviewers enter the room, the candidate is slumped face-first on the table.
Interviewer #1: Hello?
The candidate looks up ever so slowly, then lollops into a sitting position with the facial expression of a lizard on Meow-Meow.
Interviewer #1 (me, as it happens): Okaaaay.
He didn’t get the job.
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