Good evening, Guardian readers and new Twitter followers alike! This is The Mirrorball, a blog that’s updated daily.
Let me point you in the direction of a few articles that aren’t too-horribly-shit-for-words (immediately struggles):
You And Your Tweeting Spoilers (Just-in-case warning: this one contains spoilers for The Usual Suspects, Seven, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, and The Sixth Sense. Not bad for one measly joke…)
Stick around. You’ll learn nothing, but in a hopefully mildly entertaining kinda way